And as we left Medford, my mother asked if I had bid my brother farewell. I told I was teasing him and telling him I let his cat out to roam the streets of the neighborhood.
"Oh, can't you just be nice and say good-bye?"
Hello - have you met me?
Then she was picking up my iPhone and texting my brother, her fingers stumbling over the keyboard, but it thankfully, kept her occupied away from the road.
"I think I want one of these," she said as she sent the mangled text.
He, in some crazy universe, thought her words were mine, so I had to quickly correct him of his error.
After returning the rental car, we made it to the United First Class check-in and in less than five minutes we were there security.
"I'm a senior citizen," Rosemarie said proudly when the lackadasical TSA worker wanted her to take her shoes off. Then she was through the scanner, where I told her to just wait for me at the benches DIRECTY across from the belt. And what did you think she did?
As we walked to the United Red Carpet lounge, I ran ahead just to see what she would do when left behind - and then I made her go into the elevator first and told her I was going to close the doors.
We are now settled into the ultra plush, brand new United Club with a view of the runways. She's munching on the free cheese, crackers, cookies and carrots and I may just have a pre-flight cocktail.
In the elevator, she leaned over and gave me a big hug in the elevator up and said,
"Ooo, you did good, Jimmy."
And, then I thought - yes. Yes, I did.
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